April 1, 2003
		Happy April Fools Day! This is difficult to write, because we have no idea what to say, let alone how to say it. It is, however, our sincere desire to broadcast to the world that we are deeply, adamently opposed to the path the United States government has forged in the last two years, domestically and abroad, and we are doing everything in our power to throw a wrench into this lunacy. Yep. We’re back.